Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth
I don’t believe they’ve taken my boss into consideration. Even if he is an idiot. lolz
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POSTED Wednesday November 24th
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alienbooty posted this
About Me
I have disguised myself as an attractive human female. Well, I am an attractive female, just not from Earth.
I'm actually a covert agent for SETI.
No, not that SETI. The Search for Earthly Terrestrial Intelligence.
I'm working undercover on this planet to determine the overall intelligence quotient and learn the subtle nuances of human communication and culture.
This blog consists of reports to SETI superiors as well as personal entries on my interactions with the dominant species of Earth.
I am happy to share these with you so you can see exactly how you are perceived by an objective third party (especially since we're debating whether or not to blow up your planet.)
Although most of my interactions will, by necessity, be scientific in nature I am also interested in exploring the more personal aspects of the human race (and I do enjoy snogging!)
I greatly love the rain and I enjoy long walks on the Nebluvian rings... (Come on, I'm making it easy for you!)
I encourage comments and questions (so long as they are WORK SAFE and NOT SPAM) and will try to answer those that won't jeopardize my mission - show me your intelligence and wit and I will be more likely to respond!
So help save your species from extinction and share my research with everyone you know!
NEW - you can follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/alienbooty.
And you must, you can follow my boss at at http://twitter.com/setifiles or visit his (lame) website at http://setifiles.com.
