Alien Booty

This is borderline alien-related but Dr. Suess was so brilliant he must be Bornokovian. Hence we shall post these in his honor. And it’s about Star Wars. The original ones. So that’s cool.

yourmindblown:

F You Autocorrect:

Things That Will Kill the Earth

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 08:00:07 -0500

We’re monitoring these levels with great interest. Assuming we don’t get to you first, this is how you’re killing yourselves:

http://www.livescience.com/environment/7-Crucial-Tipping-Points-for-Earth-100514.html

Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 16:00:07 -0500

I don’t believe they’ve taken my boss into consideration. Even if he is an idiot. lolz

http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html

Have you had an alien encounter?

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 15:48:59 -0500

22% of people definitely believe they’ve had an alien counter. That’s giving themselves way too much credit for being interesting.

http://www.livescience.com/common/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=23711

UFOs... or Dorito's?

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:30:00 -0500

Apparently some blokes can’t tell the difference.

I know a lot of the countries on your planet, particularly the ones that claim to be “civilized”, are obsessed with junk food, but please refrain from referring to one of our ships as “Dudley Dorito”.

Seriously.

http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2010/11/dorito_shaped_ufo_britain.php

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1330563/Dudley-Dorito-UFO-spotted-UK-skies-time-3-years.html

(via kalakala) God I love Bornokovian football…

Sun, 12 Sep 2010 12:09:47 -0400

(via kalakala)

God I love Bornokovian football…

bridgetown: UFO. East Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Yessss…...

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 10:00:53 -0400

bridgetown:

UFO. East Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Yessss… let the worship begin.

(via daysrunaway) Contrary to popular belief, wearing a mullet...

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:18:50 -0400

(via daysrunaway)

Contrary to popular belief, wearing a mullet does not render your thoughts impermeable to our mind-scanning technology.

So stop it.

(via youmove) I don’t care who you are… this is hot.

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:37:49 -0400

(via youmove)

I don’t care who you are… this is hot.

mildlyamused: Then you aren’t as advanced as you think you...

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:00:09 -0400

mildlyamused:

Then you aren’t as advanced as you think you are.

via www.thehighdefinite.com

That’s cuz we love the Bieb!

(via frieza) Me and Giger go way back. This was during his...

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 06:30:48 -0400

(via frieza)

Me and Giger go way back. This was during his little known “Budoir Period”.

(via amemen) Confused? It’s okay, I read...

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:30:47 -0400

(via amemen)

Confused? It’s okay, I read lips.

-[Expletive] airports. I’m tired of getting “randomly selected for further screening” at the security checkpoints so they can go through my [expletive] luggage and search my body. I can’t believe this [expletive] is legal.

-I feel you, man. They always mess with my dreads.

-Dude, it’s not the same thing. They touched my squishy.

-You don’t mess with a man’s dreads, man.

-I hate you.

(via bulletproofiwishiwas) Hawt. He looks just like my...

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 10:26:54 -0400

(via bulletproofiwishiwas)

Hawt. He looks just like my ex-boyfriend.

(via leni) Awesome. I’ll have to try that next time.

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:17:45 -0400

(via leni)

Awesome. I’ll have to try that next time.

(via loversdreamersandme) You know, for some reason a lot of...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:27:45 -0400

(via loversdreamersandme)

You know, for some reason a lot of people think aliens aren’t religious.

Well they’re right.

ra-le: Alien dolls Our version of “American...

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:59:46 -0400

ra-le:

Alien dolls

Our version of “American football” is so much better than yours.

thunkjan: An Open Letter to Extraterrestrial Intelligence

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:40:46 -0400

thunkjan: An Open Letter to Extraterrestrial Intelligence:

If you’re reading this then you obviously understand the language we call English. So, I have some questions for you, and I would really dig it if you answered them. Why are you here? What is the name of your planet? Are you from this galaxy? If not, which galaxy are you from? How long have you been here? What is the extent of your knowledge of planet Earth? How much of the history of life on Earth do you know? How much do you know about this solar system? Outside of life on Earth, has life sprung forward in this solar system? Is there a common name for this galaxy? What’s the population of life in this galaxy? What’s the population of life at least as conscious and as intelligent as humans, in this galaxy and in the entire universe? What’s the population of life in the entire universe? How much about dimensions other than the physical do you know? Do you know what was before the big bang? Is this an infinite cycle?

Maybe you can’t answer all of the above questions, and hey, I can understand why. But even if you can half answer one of the questions, I’d be quite thrilled. Of course, I’d have to believe you, so maybe you could swing by and take me for a ride in your space ship while you explain things? Then you’d have me sold. I’m willing to cooperate with you guys, any information I have I will happily give over. Not that I think that intelligent beings capable of travelling through space (and who knows, maybe time too) would find it hard to gather information when they needed it. That is to say, you probably already know everything that I know, and therefore, I am useless as a source of information. But, I’m great company, I love drugs and I love music (and those two always compliment each other when they’re enjoyed together), so we’d always have something to do - it would never be boring.

Hopefully you’re a friend, not a foe, and I hope we can interact and learn from each other. You can contact me through this site (I’m afraid of putting up my physical address - there are crazy people on this planet) and we can arrange a meet up.

In order to be in compliance with our security protocol, I must inform you that all inquiries should be directed to my boss at http://askanalien.tumblr.com/ask

I don’t know why. He’s an idiot.